Me: Okay, first day on the Production Staff. Don't make an utter fool of yourself.
(Forgets a crucial question during a getting to know you exercise)
Me: ...Godda-
Day 30
Me: Darn, has it really gotten that late?
Me: Yeah! A chill morning is what I needed!
Me: I dunno. I have a lot of work to do. I need to rewrite that, and read and analyze that...
Me: Oh, come off it. It was a nice morning, wasn't it?
Me: Yeah. It was.
Me: Yeah! A chill morning is what I needed!
Me: I dunno. I have a lot of work to do. I need to rewrite that, and read and analyze that...
Me: Oh, come off it. It was a nice morning, wasn't it?
Me: Yeah. It was.
Day 29
Me: Breathe in... breathe out...
Me: Are you meditating?
Me: Yeah. Shh.
Me: Oh. Interview?
Me: Yeah.
Me: Are you meditating?
Me: Yeah. Shh.
Me: Oh. Interview?
Me: Yeah.
Day 28
Me: I could be an actor if I wanted to.
Me: Ha! Nope. Takes training. The Professor said so.
Me: I mean, yeah, but have you seen my sister act? She's a fireball on that stage. No formal training.
Me: ...Good point. Man, imagine how great she'll be when she's done formal training! She'll be unstoppable!
Me: Ha! Nope. Takes training. The Professor said so.
Me: I mean, yeah, but have you seen my sister act? She's a fireball on that stage. No formal training.
Me: ...Good point. Man, imagine how great she'll be when she's done formal training! She'll be unstoppable!
Day 27
Me: Religious truth-claim, huh? Wonder what that's all about?
(CUT TO: 30 minutes of reading and 45 minutes of writing later)
Me: Woah. Is that true?
(CUT TO: 30 minutes of reading and 45 minutes of writing later)
Me: Woah. Is that true?
Day 26
Me: I gotta ace this interview!
Me: But will you?
Me: Um, what?
Me: Aren't you feeling... nervous?
Me: No, I- oh man, you're right.
Me: See? Look what I told you. Nervous.
Me: But will you?
Me: Um, what?
Me: Aren't you feeling... nervous?
Me: No, I- oh man, you're right.
Me: See? Look what I told you. Nervous.
Day 25
Me: Oh god, what should I ask about?
Me: Why all this pressure on yourself? It's just office hours!
Me: But I don't want to waste their time...
Me: They're there. They have time set aside for talking to students.
Me: Yeah, about class!
Me: Remember how you would talk to Wendy and Michael after their classes? That's what office hours can be.
Me: Why all this pressure on yourself? It's just office hours!
Me: But I don't want to waste their time...
Me: They're there. They have time set aside for talking to students.
Me: Yeah, about class!
Me: Remember how you would talk to Wendy and Michael after their classes? That's what office hours can be.
Day 24
Me: Hey, buddy?
Me: What? I'm actually invested in this.
Me: Yeah, I'm not so much after... that scene. I'm gonna wander for a bit, okay?
Me: You got it!
Me: What? I'm actually invested in this.
Me: Yeah, I'm not so much after... that scene. I'm gonna wander for a bit, okay?
Me: You got it!
Day 23
Me: Wow, we've been really productive!
Me: We've been working for, like, 45 minutes. It's 4:30. In the afternoon.
Me: Time to watch something to reward myself!
Me: Can we please focus on this?
Day 22
Me: I wonder if time actually isn't passing right now.
Me: It's been, like, three hours of solitary. You can handle it.
Me: Ughghghgh.
Day 21
Me: So, this is my fate for eternity, isn't it?
Me: Okay, let's not overreact. Again. For the second day in a row.
Me: But they're everywhere!
Me: They'll be gone soon. Just wait it out.
Me: Okay, let's not overreact. Again. For the second day in a row.
Me: But they're everywhere!
Me: They'll be gone soon. Just wait it out.
Day 20
Me: What. Is. That. Oh god oh god WE'RE GONNA DIE!
Me: Hand Foot and Mouth disease? No, that's not fatal... Right?
Me: Hand Foot and Mouth disease? No, that's not fatal... Right?
Day 19
Me: See, I told you. Not actually dying.
Me: But it hurts to speak. And we love to speak!
Me: Yeah, well, sometimes you just gotta take what you can and put up with what's thrown at you and other inspirational things like that.
Me: But it hurts to speak. And we love to speak!
Me: Yeah, well, sometimes you just gotta take what you can and put up with what's thrown at you and other inspirational things like that.
Day 18
Me: You know what? Maybe you were right yesterday.
Me: I WAS TRYING TO TELL YOU! DYING.
Me: I mean not actually but-
Me: I WAS TRYING TO TELL YOU! DYING.
Me: I mean not actually but-
Day 17
Me: Oh god I'm gonna die.
Me: Don't over-react. We're not gonna die.
Me: Well, then what do you call this feeling?
Me: Sickness.
Me: WHICH LEADS TO DEATH!
Me: Don't over-react. We're not gonna die.
Me: Well, then what do you call this feeling?
Me: Sickness.
Me: WHICH LEADS TO DEATH!
Day 16
Me: Wow! Look at those lines! Those shadows! The detail!
Me: Can we go faster?
Me: No, I want to look at the paintings. Then see the rest of the museum.
Me: Ugh.
Me: Can we go faster?
Me: No, I want to look at the paintings. Then see the rest of the museum.
Me: Ugh.
Day 13
EXT. FIELD, AFTER LUNCH, RAINY DAY
Me: Man, I was promised some thunder, not just a grey sky and little raindrop kisses.
(Me makes several noises, attempting to reproduce the sound of thunder)
Me: Yeah, where's the THUNDER?!
(Thunder sounds)
Me: Oh.
Day 12
Me: Man, today was really hard. I think I'll just go to sleep at 7:45. I don't feel like doing anything.
Me: Waaaiit! There's a welcome mat painting session! Let's do that!
Me: Ugh. Fine.
CUT TO: Four hours later
Me: Fine. That was fun.
Me: Waaaiit! There's a welcome mat painting session! Let's do that!
Me: Ugh. Fine.
CUT TO: Four hours later
Me: Fine. That was fun.
Day 11
Me: It's ma Birthday!
Me: Yeah!
Me: Woooooo!
Me: But we still have classes, remember?
Me: yeah...
Me: But, hey! At least the family is here!
Me: Oh, yeah! Woooo!
Me: Yeah!
Me: Woooooo!
Me: But we still have classes, remember?
Me: yeah...
Me: But, hey! At least the family is here!
Me: Oh, yeah! Woooo!
Day 10
Me: Happy Birthday to Me-
Me: Well, its not until tomorrow-
Me: Happy Birthday to Me-
Me: Alright, that's enough. We'll celebrate tomorrow. Let's just chill out and write this paper.
Me: ...Okay.
Day 9
Me: Ah, finally time to relax. No need for me to be too energetic or over the top, right?
Me: THERE'S A PAPER DUE TUESDAY AND I HAVE TO DO IT ALL NOW.
Me: Huh, yeah, that is annoying.
Day 8
Me: Ah, yes, a break from the college life. Home sweet home.
Me: Friends! All the friends! I can see my friends.
Me: Calm down, bud. Yes, it's very cool we're getting to see them. Actually, it's very cool that we get to see them today!
Me: Friends! All the friends! I can see my friends.
Me: Calm down, bud. Yes, it's very cool we're getting to see them. Actually, it's very cool that we get to see them today!
Day 6
Me: Oh goodness we're never gonna get the book in time and then I'll fail the class and then my teacher will hate me and everyone will hate me and-
Me: Hey, hey. Don't fret right now. We're walking to the post office as we speak. I'm sure that they'll help us find the package.
Me: But it might be in a different post office or not even in New Brunswick or they'll turn us away or-
Me: Look, we're here. Let's ask, okay?
Me: Hey, hey. Don't fret right now. We're walking to the post office as we speak. I'm sure that they'll help us find the package.
Me: But it might be in a different post office or not even in New Brunswick or they'll turn us away or-
Me: Look, we're here. Let's ask, okay?
Day 5
Me: ...
Me: What's up? Normally you're so upbeat and energetic?
Me: I... I don't wanna talk about it.
Me: Why? You can tell me.
Me: I'm scared.
Me: Oh, I see. Why are you scared?
Me: Classes start today.
Me: And you're afraid of the classes? The teachers?
Me: ...I- I don;t know what it is. I just feel scared.
Me: Alright. I get it. You can feel scared. But know that you have people who can, and want to, support you.
Me: Thanks. Can I have a hug?
Me: What's up? Normally you're so upbeat and energetic?
Me: I... I don't wanna talk about it.
Me: Why? You can tell me.
Me: I'm scared.
Me: Oh, I see. Why are you scared?
Me: Classes start today.
Me: And you're afraid of the classes? The teachers?
Me: ...I- I don;t know what it is. I just feel scared.
Me: Alright. I get it. You can feel scared. But know that you have people who can, and want to, support you.
Me: Thanks. Can I have a hug?
Day 4
Me: FLYERS
Me: Yes, yes, there's a lot here but just-
Me: Theater and sports and writing and AHHHHHH
Me: Alright, but remember-
Me: Look! Look! D&D Club! Stand Up Comedy!
Me: What? You don't even want to do Stand Up Comedy.
Me: How would you know?
Me: ...
Me: Right. But STAND UP COMEDY!
Me: With exactly what free time?
Me: ...
Me: ...
Me: ...Dagnabbit
Day 3
Me: Did we just help win a competition of physical prowess?
Me: WOOO WOOO NEW GIBBONS
Me: I gotta say, pretty proud of ourself.
(Me devolves into a series of whoops and yells, indistinguishable from that of a pack animal)
Me: Okay, maybe not.
Day 2
Me: R-U RAH RAH R-U RAH RAH HOO-RAH HOO-RAH RUTGERS RAG!!!
Me: Oh jeez, did you see that? That kid I gonna have brain damage for the rest of his life. How are you watching this?
Me: UPSTREAM RED-TEAM RED-TEAM UPSTREAM RAH (WOO) RAH (WOO) RUTGERS RAH!
Me: You know all of the issues these players will have when they're older, ri-
Me: yOU cAN'T dO tHAT (CLAP CLAP CLAP-CLAP-CLAP)
Me: I'm leaving.
(Me leaves, Me dragged behind)
Me: Wait, wha-
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