Me: Yes, yes, there's a lot here but just-
Me: Theater and sports and writing and AHHHHHH
Me: Alright, but remember-
Me: Look! Look! D&D Club! Stand Up Comedy!
Me: What? You don't even want to do Stand Up Comedy.
Me: How would you know?
Me: ...
Me: Right. But STAND UP COMEDY!
Me: With exactly what free time?
Me: ...
Me: ...
Me: ...Dagnabbit