Me: So... I need to write this response paper.
Me: Why though. We don't need to. It's optional this time.
Me: Sure, I guess. Plus, I guess eyeballs aren't at fullest operation capacity. Nor is ye olde brain.
Day 47
Me: I can't wait for next semester.
Me: Why? Can't you be patient?
Me: No! I can't wait! I get to write research papers next semester! Then I won't get Cs anymore...
Me: Why? Can't you be patient?
Me: No! I can't wait! I get to write research papers next semester! Then I won't get Cs anymore...
Day 46
Me: Dear God, he's back.
Me: Oh no, not him.
Me: Is he creepily staring? Check!
Me: No, you check!
Me: Let's both check at the same time. One, two, three!
Me: Dang it he saw us. Can we get off this bus?
Me: It's too late for that, buddy. Just ignore him. Even though he's so extremely unnerving.
Me: Oh no, not him.
Me: Is he creepily staring? Check!
Me: No, you check!
Me: Let's both check at the same time. One, two, three!
Me: Dang it he saw us. Can we get off this bus?
Me: It's too late for that, buddy. Just ignore him. Even though he's so extremely unnerving.
Day 45
Me: I hate you.
Me: Me? What did I do?
Me: You stayed up until 11:30 with Leo and Lee. No homework was done. NONE OF IT!
Me: Sheesh, well its also your fault.
Me: Shut up. Now I have to do it tonight! Ugh, I'm really upset.
Me: Me? What did I do?
Me: You stayed up until 11:30 with Leo and Lee. No homework was done. NONE OF IT!
Me: Sheesh, well its also your fault.
Me: Shut up. Now I have to do it tonight! Ugh, I'm really upset.
Day 44
Me: You know what I've missed?
Me: What? The smell of NYC in the chilly fall afternoon?
Me: No. I mean, yeah, that too. But, II'm thinking of like a nice, warm cup of NYC bodega coffee.
Me: You know what? That sounds perfect.
Me: What? The smell of NYC in the chilly fall afternoon?
Me: No. I mean, yeah, that too. But, II'm thinking of like a nice, warm cup of NYC bodega coffee.
Me: You know what? That sounds perfect.
Day 43
Me: I'm getting tired of this cleaning.
Me: You know we have to-
Me: Yeah, keep going. I'm not gonna stop. I can't stop. For them.
Me: You know we have to-
Me: Yeah, keep going. I'm not gonna stop. I can't stop. For them.
Day 42
Me: Where do I do the best work? At college or at home?
Me: Why does it matter? Just go home!
Me: But there's a set design meeting tomorrow night, late!
Me: Bah.
Me: Why does it matter? Just go home!
Me: But there's a set design meeting tomorrow night, late!
Me: Bah.
Day 41
Me: Oh god, oh god, I hope they pick me.
Me: Look! They picked you! Go ahead, ask.
Me: Oh god its such a pretentious question. Oh no oh no why did they pick me.
Me: Eh, it's only Alison Bechdel.
Me: Not helping.
Me: Look! They picked you! Go ahead, ask.
Me: Oh god its such a pretentious question. Oh no oh no why did they pick me.
Me: Eh, it's only Alison Bechdel.
Me: Not helping.
Day 40
Me: Why is William of Orange here?
Me: Why did it take you this long to consider this?
Me: So, you don't know, do you.
Me: How would I know and you wouldn't?
Me: Good point.
Me: But actually, it's a valid question. Why is there just a large statue of William of Orange in the middle of the College Avenue Quads?
Day 38
Me: I'm not crying. You're crying.
Me: ...Do I have to point out why that's stupid to say?
Me: No.
Me: It is lovely though. Alison Bechdel is fantastic.
Me: ...Do I have to point out why that's stupid to say?
Me: No.
Me: It is lovely though. Alison Bechdel is fantastic.
Day 37
Me: Should I shave this morning?
Me: Nah. You'll be fine. Of course, it's easy to cut through five days of stubble.
Me: God-fine.
Me: Nah. You'll be fine. Of course, it's easy to cut through five days of stubble.
Me: God-fine.
Day 36
Me: Oh God there are people walking around in costume here... are they gonna try to talk to me?
Me: Calm down - you'll be fine. Just talk to them if they talk to you.
Me: Fine, but I'll be silently screaming the whole time.
Me: Calm down - you'll be fine. Just talk to them if they talk to you.
Me: Fine, but I'll be silently screaming the whole time.
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