Me: Dear God, he's back.
Me: Oh no, not him.
Me: Is he creepily staring? Check!
Me: No, you check!
Me: Let's both check at the same time. One, two, three!
Me: Dang it he saw us. Can we get off this bus?
Me: It's too late for that, buddy. Just ignore him. Even though he's so extremely unnerving.